Billsboard: Wow. Just, wow.

Posted on November 19, 2012


Well, here’s the weekly ‘football fans are completely insane’ update, and it seems that the bar has been lowered once more. This past weekend, last weeks stars of this blog, the fans of Zenit St. Petersburg, traveled to Moscow for an away game at Dynamo Moscow, the cursed team of Russian football. Dynamo had taken a 1-0 lead, but the game was abandoned after 37 minutes after a firecracker was thrown and hit the Dynamo keeper, Anton Shunin. After the usual ‘we will find the guy responsible for this’ response, the official line was changed after a sweep of the stadium. In the ladies toilets, a large amount of condoms were found on the floor, and it became clear to the authorities what had happened. The fire cracker had been brought into the stadium by a lady. In her vagina.

In her vagina.

Just let that sink in for a moment. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or impressed. Russia, you are never boring.

But in all seriousness, Zenit hooligans, you are complete idiots.